Guys .. need to feel "enhanced?"

[tsge]

I have had only about 40+ emails today telling me how buying their product will make my manhood more "manly". I wonder if that's a hint and who been spying on me in the bathroom.

If you guys need something, I can forward it to you. Just send me your email address ... hahaha

Also... about 30+ emails with that new virus.

What's your most common spam????

Here is a screen shot of the last couple of hours of my deleted folder.
http://www.tsge.net/deleted_folder.jpg

[kyhost]

What's your most common spam????

The offer to make bigger a body part that I don't even have!!!

[tsge]

Let me check my deleted folder, cause I think there is something in there for someone in your situation. haha

[kyhost]

Modern medicine can do just about anything these days...if there's a pill to do that I don't want it!

[SmackDaddy]

My most common SPAM nowadays is about things like "Look at her take it!" and worse titles than that.....oh for joy! :rolleyes:

[Sardtok]

I mostly get body part enhancement stuff,
but I do get alot of other crap too, I guess maybe it's all those natural breast and manhood enhancements that stick to my mind eh ;) hehe

[Sarah]

I hardly get spam. At least, for my domains I create a forwarder to my real address, then if/when I notice lots of junk piling up, I just simply delete the forwarder. So far I haven't had to do that yet :eek:

On my Yahoo! account, I've been gettting debt consolidation and real estate offers, but at most it's at 15 spam a day. Although those are found in my bulk mail folder, and considering I've had that email for three years now, that's not bad at all :) They probably harvest that email from the whois.

[Inf the Novel]

Body part enhancements..i get alot of those...anyone get those "Hey , remember Lisa from highschool...see here naked here" email?

i got four of those DOOM virus thingys today, first time i have ever gotten a virus in an email.

[Sardtok]

Oooh,
I just came up with an ingenious new product for spam mails:

Body Part Enhancenator 2000 - Enhance the body part of your choice ... All natural...

This all new natural lotion will enhance the body part of your choice. Rub it on, and watch it grow. No kidding, it really works. And it's an all natural product, with no side effects.
It works on any body parts, including but not limited to: breasts, manhoods and muscles.

Am I the only one who sees the potential in such a product? ;) hehehe
And come on... The name, it's perfectenatored 2000... ;)

[Inf the Novel]

ahahah, I read this on my way to work...funny stuff....just send me an email like everyone else....all natural, ahaha

[tsge]

Sardtok, I think you are on to something!! But, you should also have this product to be able to shrink certain body parts too for those with the extra pounds.

Funny though, it seems like I have something that when I rub lotion on it it gets enhanced. HAHA .. sorry

[Inf the Novel]

What kills me are the commercials...ever really listened to the side affects?

...may cause nausea, nose bleeds, constipation, etc....and my favorite one...

"if you have an erection for more than 4 hours please seek medical attention"

OUCH

[Sardtok]

Yep, 4 hours... Hmmm...
That should kill quite a few of the cells in there,
the brain gets screwed if it doesn't get oxygen for 10 minutes,
and there's barely any blood circulation at all, hence barely any flow of oxygen in a penis during an erection,
so 4 hours should kill quite a bit...

Anyway...
The product of course comes with the dehancifier creme too,
which of course is all natural as well,
no synthetic stuff is good enough for us.
The dehancifier, will shrink anything you rub it on.
WARNING: We do not recommend using the dehancifier on reproductive organs. As the shrinkage is not reversible, even with the enhancifier.

(Or maybe the warning should just be in the manual, if such a product actually was made) ;)